2 posts tagged “life”

What are your irrational fears? 
Submitted by Dan Culhane.  

1. I read once that we will 3.5 spiders while we sleep in a lifetime.  I'm scared that a spider is gonna bite me in my throat and I'll suffocate.  I hate spiders.
2. My professors have so much faith in me.  I feel like a fraud....I'm not that smart, I just work hard.  I'm terrified to fail at life.  I'm waiting for the semester when I just snap and flunk everything, even acting.
3. My mom has been threatening to give up on me for some time now and I'm nervous that one day she actually will.
4. I have had the reaccuring dream for years that I give birth to Yoda.  I don't want a Yoda baby.  It might be cute for a couple of years but it would suck for the kid after that.
5. I don't want to wake up one day and be alone, no one to call, no one to talk to, no one to love, friend or significant other.  I can't help it that I need people.  Maybe that's weak but I don't like being alone.  With billions upon billions in this world, I know I'll never be alone....but the notion still makes me sad.

List five reasons (at least) why you are awesome.
Submitted by goobers18.

1. 

   HAIR!

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    I'm a procrastinating overachiever.  It's an art.
2.  I will always be a five year old.
3.  I have gotten into heated arguments about Beowulf, Jean Grey's powers, Oscar Wilde, if it's relevant for Kermit to appear in a poem among Sesame Street characters, and what the correct lyrics to One Week are.
4.  I'm incapable of censuring what I say.  Dr. Kunka hears the same things come out of my mouth as Katie Kelley.   This may seem bad, but it's a surefire way to know that I'm being honest.
5.  My crazy fro.  That alone should suffice.

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