QotD: As If I Need To Explain...

List five reasons (at least) why you are awesome.
Submitted by goobers18.

1. 

   HAIR!

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    I'm a procrastinating overachiever.  It's an art.
2.  I will always be a five year old.
3.  I have gotten into heated arguments about Beowulf, Jean Grey's powers, Oscar Wilde, if it's relevant for Kermit to appear in a poem among Sesame Street characters, and what the correct lyrics to One Week are.
4.  I'm incapable of censuring what I say.  Dr. Kunka hears the same things come out of my mouth as Katie Kelley.   This may seem bad, but it's a surefire way to know that I'm being honest.
5.  My crazy fro.  That alone should suffice.

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